If Job Interviews Were Honest
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If Job Interviews Were Honest

hi I’m gonna smile an abnormal amount honestly I forgot this was happening today I’m so nervous I might throw up oh I’ve already judged you based on how you look I tried not to but I did should I start lying now or did you want to small talk about the weather first yeah you can just now go ahead and say everything you wrote on there sure well as you can see here I made up six years of experience head of marketing for mr. Jones nice correct that’s my dad I told him you might call and he has talking points already so tell me about this a management position at this company I’ve never heard of technically I wasn’t assistant but I feel like I could have figured it out mm-hmm see what other interview questions I googled here yes why did you leave your last oh I just feel like I needed a bigger challenge you know and also I was fired mm-hmm tell me about one of your many weaknesses and don’t say perfectionist you liar honestly I don’t really work that hard so why do you want this job I like money says here you’re proficient in Photoshop oh yeah I facetune all the time right it’s one of the same potato patate who am i right fluent in French very nice lie we I know exactly three words that was one of them hey trustworthy I’m not really sure that’s a skill fair it also depends how many drinks I’ve had no it seems like I’m taking informative notes but really I’m just writing don’t hire the little ebook don’t hire stupid answers dum-dum you’re like a good job you know I’m sensing this isn’t going well so I’m gonna say a bunch of buzzwords go for it reliable a team player self-starter maybe something about efficiency a time management there it is problem solver ah ah I’m really enjoying feeling like I’m in power right now fast learner listen shut up you’re talking a little too much so I’m gonna tell you about our company now oh I’m squinting my eyes and nodding as if I’m very interested same yeah no I could care less about this goddamn company well I’m going to overthink everything I said as soon as I walk out we might settle for you that’s what I’m hoping for and you’re right they’re made if you liked this video make sure you smash the forms up you can check out my last video right over there things people say to people to have acne no sports on their face my second vlog channels right over there some other fan right something she check that up and make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday man you know I want you to be that one love superwoman that is a wrap and Zoop

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100 thoughts on “If Job Interviews Were Honest

  1. Hi, unicorns. How's your day going? Any one have a job interview horror story I need to hear? #SuperSixty happening now. Let's talk! xoxoxox

  2. i had a job interview not to long ago … i literaly thought about this video and almost lost it ๐Ÿ˜€ (still got the job though)

  3. Do people really make up work experience & put a relatives or friends phone number down? Isnโ€™t that illegal?
    Like.. they could just call the company or do some research and easily find out you never ever worked there lol

  4. Regardless the interview on person or online, I have the not a winner email or phone call. The dog isnโ€™t getting the chew toy.

  5. This will only happen if the men /women used to be your best friend , but that never happens !! Like if you want your best friend to be your future interviewer !!!!! ๐Ÿ‘

  6. I'm a kid and don't understand anything ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ but lilly is adorable so I pretended I understood

  7. why do you want this job

    reality: cause im really smart and i think im fit for it

    mind: i just need money and this is fast why did you say that saying your fit for it when you cant even keep yourself fit shut up

  8. The meaning of honesty in funny videos are say everything from your heart!!!!
    Anyone here who agrees with me..hit the that like ๐Ÿ˜†

  9. At the end, the interviewer forgot to say: "I will tell you that we'll call or email you soon to let you know whether you got the job, but actually, you won't hear from us ever again!"

  10. Im gonna audtion for kpop idol
    if they ask me why I want the job
    me: โ€œ I wanna make my family and friends who want me to make it in the music industry proud. I want this job cuz I think it suits me well. I have always been musically involved, I love to sing,dance and rap and sometimes I make my own music and songs,
    I want my music to be able to spread joy and hope to people who listen.โ€

  11. Manager for my first ever job asks why I want to work here. My answer? Because I need to pay my tuition and you guys are like a 5 min walk from my dorm so if you want me to work that 6am shift no one wants because it requires waking up at 5am, I'm totally down. I think that's the only reason I was hired.

  12. What they say: " We'll get back to u ASAP." What actually happens: They only get back to you if you're chosen for the job.

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