Key & Peele – The Telemarketer – Uncensored
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Key & Peele – The Telemarketer – Uncensored

[chatter on TV] [phone ringing] Hello, this is Gavin. (Colin)
Hi, Gavin, my name
is Colin Valenti. I’m calling from
Master Travel Incorporated to tell you about an exciting
limited-time offer, exclusive Las Vegas getaway. Can I have a few moments
of your time to tell you
about this new package? You know what,
I would love to, but I just don’t have the time. [phone beeps] Hello? Hello? [disconnect tone] Hm. [touch tones beeping] [line trilling] [phone ringing] (Colin)
This is Colin Valenti,
Master Travel Incorporated. How may I be of service? Hi, Colin Valenti. My name is Gavin. I think we just talked. Did we get disconnected? (Colin)
Yeah, no–I mean, yeah,
I hung up on you. Why would you do that? I mean, are you even– Are you even allowed
to do that? (Colin)
Were you going to buy
the Las Vegas package? Well, I mean, probably not,
but that’s not the point. (Gavin)
The point is– [phone beeps] What the hell? [touch tones beeping] [line trilling] (Colin)
This is Colin– Yeah, Valenti.
Listen. (Gavin)
I don’t know what
crawled up your ass and set up shop there,
but you don’t get to hang up– [phone beeps]
[gasps] What? Oh, my g– [line trilling] [phone ringing] (Colin)
What the fuck do you want? What is your deal, huh? (Colin)
Um, you don’t want
the Vegas package, so I don’t want to talk. I did us a favor,
wasting our time here. (Gavin)
Stop, stop, don’t you dare hang up that fucking phone,
okay? (Colin)
Why shouldn’t I? Why shou– What if I wanted
the Vegas package? Wha–you know what? I want the Vegas package. (Colin)
Sure you do. [phone beeps] What? You motherfucker! Oh, my God! You son of a bitch. [line trilling] (Colin)
Come on, man, let it go. Fuck you, man! Fuck you! I want five fucking packages! Right now–you know what? (Gavin)
You know what?
Where’s my wallet? This is my credit card
number, right here. Okay, listen. Get fucking off me. My credit card number
is 0074-5403-0098. The expiration date
is 12-20! And then–and then the–
oh, yeah! The security number is 084! So run the damn card right now! Right fucking now! You run it right fucking now,
asshole! [suspenseful music] (Colin)
Thank you for your business. Well, I hope
you learned your le– [phone beeps]
[gasps] [screaming] These new call scripts
are really great. Yeah, I know, right? [phone rings] What the fuck
do you want, Kathy?

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100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – The Telemarketer – Uncensored

  1. Hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. Why would he be squeezing the hand thing if he wasnโ€™t even mad and the caller canโ€™t see him.

  3. ะ“ะตะฝะธะฐะปัŒะฝั‹ะน ัะบะตั‚ั‡.

  4. Telemarketer's are paid on commission, and if they don't sell, they're wasting valuable time. I knew someone who did telemarketing, and I learned two things:
    1. They try to figure out as quickly as possible if they can make a sale, and if they think they can't make a fast sale, they'll exit as soon as possible with a "Thank you for your time!"
    2. They get death threats A LOT!

  5. Everytime I see a Key&Peele video in my recommendations, I end up watching at least 10 sketches in a row befor I can stop. Anyone else has this problem?

  6. Their sketches are the gift that keeps on giving. And as a fan and supporter, I (we) have a rooting interest in Jordan Peeleโ€˜s career taking off (Keyโ€™s no slouch either). Kind of reminds me of appreciating the talent of a young sitcom actor in, โ€˜Bosom Buddiesโ€™ in the early โ€˜80s, a fresh-face newcomer, Tom Hanks.

  7. While living in China I got calls from telemarketers a lot but as soon as I told them that I am foreigner in Chinese.. they hung up on me ๐Ÿ˜‘

  8. Yo this shit comedy genius. The dramatic camera close ups on the stress thing, to the voice of the telemarketer, to the one liners the telemarketer is giving. When he said the fuck do you want i was rollin cause i work in customer service with apple and feel like that sometimes. Then the come on buddy let it go,,,,, had me dead.

  9. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ when he hung up that second time, I lost it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

  10. I wonder who came up with the squeeze ball.
    You write this sketch and know smth missing for tension and weirdness. How does one come up with that addition

  11. I NEED to work for this company…BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY motherfuckers!

  12. Phone rings*
    Did we get disconnected?
    Yeah , naw, I mean yeah I hung up on you!
    Another time phone rings!

  13. MKK is such a great actor. His emotional turn at 0:53 is excruciatingly perfect. He ALMOST left it alone, but he just had to call back. Arrrgh! Y

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