Purple Boys – Ideal Sleep Solutions and Zonk Strategies (Episode 2 of 6)
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Purple Boys – Ideal Sleep Solutions and Zonk Strategies (Episode 2 of 6)


We have been working with someone suffering from an acute case of the Sunday Scaries. Joe Dunder. Why don’t you meet Joe Dunder and find out what his brain is doing when it comes to sleep. My name is Joe Dunder and I scoot around on my scooter almost everywhere, getting ice cream at the beach, really having a good time, but on Sundays the scaries start. I hope the Purple Boys can help me get some Zzzz’s Isn’t it ironical that the better your weekend is, the worse your Sunday scaries can be? We here at the Purple Boys are going to teach you how to push aside those Sunday scaries. And with the help of our sleep tools, and Purple Mattress, we are going to get you sound sleeping. So Joe Dunder, I understand you are having trouble sleeping because of the Sunday scaries. I slept for 5 minutes, then I got lonely, and I felt like a jerk. I think we may have a solution for you Mr. Dunder. PURPLE! He’s out. I’ll bet you’re wondering what our super secret was. That’s Purple Power, Joe Joe. Isn’t it funny how the better your weekend is, the worse your Sunday scaries can be?

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  1. whoever is editing these videos better be paid a sh*t ton because this is the most effective and entertaining ad i’ve ever seen. subscribed

  2. Been in the market for a new mattress for a little bit, but having trouble sifting thru all the similar types (Casper, Leesa, Purple, etc.), but now I've made a decision. I am ABSOLUTELY going with Purple to beat those dang Sunday Scaries!

  3. He had turned his eyes so as to see suddenly the great face of Sunday, which wore a strange smile.

    "Have you," he cried in a dreadful voice, "have you ever suffered?"

    As he gazed, the great face grew to an awful size, grew larger than the colossal mask of Memnon, which had made him scream as a child. It grew larger and larger, filling the whole sky; then everything went black. Only in the blackness before it entirely destroyed his brain he seemed to hear a distant voice saying a commonplace text that he had heard somewhere, "Can ye drink of the cup that I drink of?"

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Was_Thursday "first published in 1908. The book is sometimes referred to as a metaphysical thriller."

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event "on the morning of 30 June 1908"

    Meteorological thriller is more like! Fire isn't normal weather! "Oh, it's firing again, better stay indoors." You fuckers just wait until air bursters become a regular occult occurrence! Global Warming is just getting warmed up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

    We didn't start the scaries! They were always scraring since the WAR-ELD's been blaring! No, look, I saw the Scrary Witch Projections and there was magic everywhere! NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER! Too spoopy, couldn't watch. I try to close my eyes at the scary parts, but that's the scrariest part! THE NIGHTED MARES! Closing your eyes is how they get inside… The kids don't understand! Dropdead Fred is trying to save them from the NIGHTMARES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wNnSkjp4Mo If you fall asleep while I'm deleting delta brainwave oscillation, you will have terrible nightmares and you will develop depression eventually. The most restless sleep, you wake up exhausted from it, and you eventually sleep so deep you SLEEP LIKE THE DEAD! Sometimes I'm deleting delta, sometimes I'm suppressing the height of too muchery, keeping a nice even keel on Mu Channel. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_neuron THE MASK OF MEMNON! Memoria… "Recent research, which measured mu-wave suppression, suggests that mirror neuron activity is positively correlated with psychotic symptoms…" Oh the bleeding hearts whose hearts bleed blood always seem to have a problem with my machinations! Just take your alien blood ministrations like all my knockout mice, all problems solved! IT GETS IN THERE! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckminsterfullerene "Buckminsterfullerene is the most common naturally occurring fullerene. It can be found in small quantities in soot. The molecule has been detected in deep space."

    BE THE BAAL! Don't you ever listen to your coach?! Bucky Barnes! CAPTAIN RUSSIA! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efimov_state https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigner_effect https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethylglycine So you know how like Russia uses all the performance enhancers all the time? That's not a bad thing. We like a good performance! PEOPLE CRAVE PERFORMANCE! All my patented alien architecture perforates the meat in the most desirable ways. They're just supplements! They're designed to supple the ment… Government! No, what I meant to said, when I said what I meant, is that you're all very stupid if you're not taking what I'm prescribing. Wouldn't you like to smoke like a chimney like me an never die of cancer!? Soot can't get cancer! Surtr eats cancer and turns it into fuel! Cancer is just some crabs… Yummy tasty critters of the sea! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08tyiaFozQE

    I'm a real doctor! I can be… If I say I am! The LOXODOCTOR! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2qTcT15sDA https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhumb_line "loxodrome is an arc crossing all meridians of longitude at the same angle"

    A PHD in aphid farming is real! Horticulture! I'm a naturalist, not a native of pathology… Naturopaths… Fucking idiots. Welcome to the PATHOS OF DARKNESS! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allelopathy I'm a farmer! I grow only kale and aphids! And far reaching telomeres! Indefinite longevity, Teleute… Did I ever tell you to… Never tell me what to do? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_(DC_Comics) You don't tell me, I tell you. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeobox_protein_NANOG My lying sister… She'll lie with anyone, whisper all our divine secrets in their ears… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata I'm only the kiddings! She never lies to anyone, but she does lie down sometimes. "This is wonderful exposure…" You can die of exposure without really dying if you're really smart! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jByicog_zc Maybe Poe only faked his death to charm DEATH HERSELVEST! His one true love…

  4. I was trying to watch an Adult Swim video when this played for the ad, and I watched this all the way through until I finally realized it was an advertisement.

  5. Have I gone insane? Is that what this is? I feel like people are supposed to make sense but watching this and reading the comments of this video, I have the weirdest paranoia that I've lost my mind and I can't properly understand how humans communicate anymore, or how anything fundamentally works.

  6. When Cinco got bought out, I thought these ads were a thing of the past, but you can't kill creativity. Thank you quirk. Thanks geno. I love you.

  7. I literally watched the first purple commercial thinking that the marketing team was genius for taking inspiration from Tim and Eric, and then I scroll down and find a 6 part time and Eric colab. This is the benchmark for all other advertising.

  8. So much better than the serious Purple ads. I'm more likely to research a product because of ads like this than the infomercial type garbage.

  9. I had no idea Purple actually was a "thing". I laughed so hard when I figured out this was an actual product. I am now genuinely considering purchasing this just because of this particular endorsement…

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