Purple Boys – Ideal Sleep Solutions and Zonk Strategies (Episode 3 of 6)
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Purple Boys – Ideal Sleep Solutions and Zonk Strategies (Episode 3 of 6)


Now Geno, I hate to put you on the spot here, and I know this is going to be tough because I know you’re not on a Purple Mattress. He is such a master. I would like you to show us how deep of a
sleep you can get into in, 3. 2. 1! Look at that! Isn’t he a master? He’s having a good dream too! I’ll bet he’s down in New Orleans! I’m gonna have to join you. Quirky. Hey, Geno! Get you some gumbo. Crawdads! Yeah! Oh! Wake up! We were out! You know, I just want to thank the Purple
Mattress for putting me into that deep, deep New Orleans sleep. I really appreciate it. Imagine having those sleep tools at your disposal. It’s almost like being dead for 1,000 years. You know how it is. You get… you just, zonk! True Perfect Purple Sleep and that’s why we are here. I am Geno Purple. Billy Joe, what’s the problem? Well, I got a big week ahead of me guys, and I could really use some ideal sleep! I get it Billy Joes, you want that perfect
ideal sleep, but you’re not willing to put the work into it. Hey Geno! Lay off the kid, huh? He’s a classic Boogie Woogie Brat. He’ll never be able to access the sleep tools that we wanted to teach him. I think we’ve got the song that will change
his mind like, that! It’s time to go old school. Sleep, sleep. Don’t make a peep. Be a good boy, get under your sheets. You gotta wise up, or you meet the sleep demon. You gotta wise up, or you meet the sleep demon. Wise up, or you meet the sleep demon. Wise up, or you meet the sleep demon. Let’s take it over to Billy Joe and his Greens
Day rap from his rap song. WAHHHH!

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100 thoughts on “Purple Boys – Ideal Sleep Solutions and Zonk Strategies (Episode 3 of 6)

  1. Next time I'm tripping on some Salvia laced LSD infused Shrooms I'll try to remember to make a mattress commercial just like yall did…

  2. Geno was right. Billy Joe was a classic boogie woogie brat. He didn't wise up so he met the sleep demon. That's a tough lesson to learn.

  3. Like I'd watch this on TV. I'm loving some if these new companies on YouTube willing to push the limits. Way to go purple. I'm honestly impressed in the product

  4. 1:17AM Monday morning and I can't sleep! Got a bad case of the Sunday scaries. I need to learn some zonk strategies so I can dream of eating crawdads with Joe dunder Jr , and of course, Joe Joe sr. I want to meet that dad.

  5. I could use some help with my zonk strategies, as I've been dealing with real demon demon demon DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMON problems lately.

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  7. I can't believe I'm unironically watching a mattress ad of my own free will. What has my life come to?

  8. If I buy Purple products will you bring back more work from the collaboration of Jim Hyde Decker and Rick Wareshyme?

  9. So i feel like I’m dead inside when I’m alive and asleep. I can’t daydream or have dreams at night. I’m trying to upgrade my firmware but I done know if I’m going the right way. Do you think purple mattress will Zonk my wireless remote back to normal?

  10. I used a spray can to turn my mattress purple but it did not work – i still met the Sleep Demon. I felt like a jerk. aaaaaaaagh!

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