– I don’t understand why people
are hoarding toilet paper. I mean, it’s not like we’re gonna run out. Honey, is this poisonous? (quirky music) – You know with this quarantine, we may have more opportunities
for intimate time. Can you use the downstairs
bathroom when you poop? Do you always breathe like that? Like, (sniffs) so loud,
should we have you checked? Hmm, can I pluck your eyebrows? I mean they’re coming together just a little bit right there. Yeah. – You know what, I think
working from home’s gonna actually be better without all those office distractions. (fingers drumming) Okay, so if we could like maybe
streamline that last project and like vis-a-vis cashflow? The cashflow looks good and
the streamlining looks good, but, like, what about the synergy? Circle back to the cashflow
and the streamline, and just make sure we’re aligned there. – The gym is closed but all
these fitness apps are free. I’m gonna get an amazing workout everyday. Oh, hi, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. (workout instructor giving directions) – I’m gonna get caught up on reading. I have so many books to catch up on! (sighs happily) (laughs) These puppies are holding hands! Nature. – I just spent 300 bucks on food. This is gonna last us, like, two weeks! It’s been two days. How do we have nothing
left but sour cream? It’s expired, but I mean, not for nothing. Put it on a potato or
something, I don’t know. You know, I’m gonna devote
some time to finally learning how to fold a fitted sheet. (rustling) – Guys, this is a gift. We’re gonna come together. We’re gonna bond as a family. (quirky music) And, scene! – How you doing, guys?
– How you doing? – Hanging in there?
– Are you doing okay? – A little self-isolation? We have been keeping busy
making a lot of videos. – It helps. – Yeah, it helps, to kind
of keep your brain going. – I have some tips on
how to get through this. Are you ready? Tip number one: poop a floor away. – What if people don’t have two floors? – Poop a room away. Get as far away as possible when you poop. I used to have what
were called “away games” where I would leave the house entirely to take care of my business. Like the grocery store, or the Target. That’s not possible anymore,
so I get as faaar… Tip number two: when she’s working out, you’re playing defense, okay? You don’t walk up and say, “Hey, honey, you know
what I just thought of?” in the middle of her workout, because she will straight-up lose it. Keep your children away, and keep your adorable
dog away if you can. – Something that we’ve been doing, I won’t bombard you with self-help stuff, but it’s kind of helped
change the mind frame of the people in my house, I am making my family
also write in a journal three things every day
they’re grateful for. Can be big, can be small, like yesterday, Penn Charles said he was
thankful for macaroni and cheese, and then for– which is great! – We all are. – We’re just looking for,
like, the little tiny happy spots in the day, and I really think that that’s done a lot to kinda change mindset. Can you believe we’re
actually writing a book about how to fight and be successfully
married to each other, and these are the best
tips we can come up with? – They’re good tips! (laughter) – Thanks for watching! Does it bother you that
you have one nose hair that goes from here, and then
it kinda stretches over there? Does it, like, itch, or
like, tickle a little bit? ‘Cause it’s really long. It’s just like… (squeak)
(laughter) And it’s true. (laughter) – I did have one, I call–
– You did! – You know what I call that?
– What, your nose ring? – The Toro.
– The Toro? (laughter)
– Yeah, it’s like a bull, you know, the bulls have
the rings in their noses? – The Toro.
– Yup. – Yeah, it’s just like a–
it’s just, is like a… It lights up a little bit
when the light hits it. It just goes, like,
ding, and it’s like ju– But it’s a hair from here… – Your husband is disgusting. (laughter) – You’re cute.